My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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