can u get pink eye on your cock?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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