I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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