You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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