we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Did I show you my penis last night?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just high enough for therapy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm always down for nudity.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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