Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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