Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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