You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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