Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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