; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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