I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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