Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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