You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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