Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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