And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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