my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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