my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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