what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's great music for shaving your balls
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We're too hungover to prance.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Please don't give away my fajitas
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