She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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