Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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