your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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