what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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