And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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