Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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