Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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