I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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