No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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