Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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