omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Randomize
