I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
