she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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