I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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