I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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