Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
do herpes really smell.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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