She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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