so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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