It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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