So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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