Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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