my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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