Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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