He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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