He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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