remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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