i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
