you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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