Plan B is the new Plan A
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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