i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dick very happy bro
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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