I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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