You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
worst night to have a conscience
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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