Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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