Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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