I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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