That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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